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(Yes, the same as on Ao3 and fanfiction, you are in the right place!)
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Heard we’re doing video shitposts again
This is perhaps my new favorite video
I would like to state for the record i’ve ignored this post the last 50 times i’ve seen it bc i thought it would be some hyper cutsie anime girl voice and i’m overjoyed to report it is instead Weapons Grade Miku complete with war horns that fuck
In this fifteen page essay about why you are wrong, I will be biting you biting you biting you biting you biting you
So many people marry people they don’t like hanging out with.
When they say to marry your best friend they’re talking about that you need to like hanging out with them. You should probably like just hanging out with the person you’ve committed your life to. Because that’s what you’ll be doing most of the time.
In most romantic relationships the sex and longingly staring into each others eyes part is a relatively small portion of it. Most of your time is gonna be reading the newspaper in silence or cooking dinner or trying and failing to do a book club with your friends.
Most of the functional long term couples I’ve met just enjoy being in each others company. Not 24/7 because anyone can get tedious if they’re your only social connection. But you know. They’re friends. It’s good to be friends with the people you live with.
baseball different than I remember
I love how Zuko’s perception of the gaang must have done a complete 360 after joining them like
Zuko, before joining: this is a group of extremely skilled benders, i must be prepared for any possible situation when i run into them
Zuko, right after joining: wait a minute these aren’t trained warriors they’re bunch of goofy kids that have somehow survived without adult supervision all this time, i shouldn’t have been so worried
Zuko, seeing Katara bloodbend: what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what-
Yes we need more chaste twee baby gay romances like heartstopper and yes we also need more shows where men fuck raw to express their love for one another like Élite and yes we need more toxic gays having hate sex like Interview with the Vampire and yes we need more incidental gay characters like the dads in cartoons like Owl House.
It’s not a competition! It’s a hoard and I’m like a gay little Smaug.
the normalization of porn in mainstream media is a weird take to have
Normalization of gay desire and yes, even gay sex, is paramount to gay liberation actually.
Was Buffy the Vampire Slayer normalizing porn in mainstream media when Spike and Buffy literally fucked a house down on top of themselves?
Was Grey’s Anatomy normalizing porn in mainstream media when Meredith and Derek had sex in a bar the night they met, and Derek woke up on her living room floor sans pants?
The OP did not say “we need more shows where men fuck raw to express their love for one another and also I get to see dick and balls and it should be on the Disney Channel.” If you’re cool with het couples having network-TV-level exposed sex, then why are gay couples doing the same “normalizing porn”?
And if you want to see dick and balls, or bush and labia, that’s cool too. But no one is saying that should be on CBS at eight.